Break a leg..

• Shopkeepers (idk what well they’re all drinking from)(someone please recommend a shop) (fr) (please)

• The ‘dm for price’ warriors

• Snitches (Snapchat)

• Bank security guards

• Couples on baecation.

• Stonehaven (count your days)

• Couples on baecation

• Saloon women(apart from cinbraids.we love cinbraids)

• Teachers that bully (seriously?)

• Drivers who won’t let your jaj through because they just need to be two feet closer to their destination.

• Uganda Police (protect and serve?)

• Al-shabab

• Al-Qaeda

• Satan

• Loud neighbours

• Nosy neighbours

• Neighbours who…ugh

• My neighbours

• LinkedIn (I can’t do this anymore)

• My house mistress; Gayaza High School, Sherborne House, 2016-present (…)

• Men

You’re still encouraged to do the good Christian thing of forgiving, but this...this was free.