We need to learn Swahili

This whole post is about Sauti Sol.

Because, what men!

You know that question everyone (everyone?) has been asking, ‘if you were to experience something again for the first time, what would it be?’

Sauti sol. (Period.) (I mean, amongst other things, but for dramatic effect…Anyway,)

I have an unfortunate history with being taught Swahili (between maybe three duolingo courses I quit days into, and about five weeks of doing it in school, that I would gladly trade a year of chemistry for, I have very little patience left for the language).  I continue to pursue understanding  purely out of vanity— to hear these men describe in detail the different ways they find me beautiful.