Ode to my unrequited love

Dear (yes unrequited, but still) love,

Please hurry.

While I generally consider myself a very (very—given your recent shenanigans) patient person, this, my dear could not wait until you finally decide to perceive me.

I would not have contacted you if the situation wasn’t dire, and risk ruining our (seemingly stalkerish, but otherwise very) romantic routine of me watching you from a far and googling cute Japanese names for our mini-mes.

You see, my beloved parents have decided they need grandchildren some time in this lifetime, and so as a first born daughter, I have been nominated as most suitable to fill this role at my tender age.

All you need to know before accepting this role is that I already adore you, and trust me, you’ll love(LOVE!) me.

Yours already,

(As much as I hate to admit this to outside eyes, I am serious. If you know him, do the honours please)